DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – After another lackluster Speedweeks preseason event, NASCAR has made changes for the 2021 season onward.  “Well, we’d like them to suck less,” said a NASCAR spokesman, “So we’re making a couple of changes.  We’ll take the crashing away from the oval and onto the road course, we’ll shorten the event to just a single week, and that’s pretty much it really.”

We look forward to the new format and ignoring the old, idiot fans who complain about us not making changes and also complain about us making changes.”