CINCINNATI, Ohio – Idiot sportscar fan Tom Mayer got upset with a co-worker while having a casual conversation in the break room on Tuesday morning. “I told Bill I was excited for Daytona next week and he looked confused!” said Mayer, “Then he said ‘the 500 isn’t until mid-February, Tom.’ Can you believe that? The gall of someone to think that Daytona only has NASCAR like there isn’t any other kind of racing in the world! Bill hadn’t even heard of Donahue, Ludwig, Kristensen, or Bell! Not everybody comes from podunk Arkansas and drives in circles!”
Mayer then went on to say that hypercar is saving the WEC and with its current momentum, could be bigger than F1 in the very near future.