NORTH POLE – Kris Kringle, more formally known as Santa Claus, has upgraded his gift delivery equipment for the 2019 edition of Christmas and bought a 2003 Picchio DP2.  “The reindeer are getting a little long in the tooth and I’ve always wanted to drive a DP,” said Santa, “I mean if Steve Marshall can wheel one of these things around, I sure as hell can.”

When asked if his gifts would still be delivered on time, Santa confirmed to The Lugg Nutt that the Picchio DP2 is the fastest car ever built.