CHICAGO, Illinois – In an unprecedented move, Oprah Winfrey, who is known for giving away fantastic prizes to her crowd, has set the bar even higher by giving away LMP2 and GTD Daytona 24 rides to her crowd for the 2020 edition of the twice-around-the-clock event.  “You get a P2 ride! You get a GTD ride! You’re all getting Daytona RIIIDES!” shouted an excited Oprah during the taping of Thursday’s show.

It is understood that LMP2 and GTD team owners, known for taking anyone’s money for seat, worked with Oprah, Harpo Studios, and IMSA to give each audience member the fourth and final spot on each LMP2 and GTD team lineups with each new “driver” getting an allowance waiver for not having any experience or proper race licensing because “Hell, it can’t be any worse than when Heinricher is in a car,” said one IMSA official.