TEMECULA, California – Jealous of Hailie Deegan’s new deal with Ford for the NASCAR ARCA series in 2020, Natalie Decker hired a masked man to take out Deegan by hitting her in the kneecaps with a crowbar.  “Whhhyyyyyyyy?!” screamed Deegan while laying on the ground in pain, “whyyyy would someone do this?!”

Ms.Decker did not respond to The Lugg Nutt for comment, but it is rumored she is close friends with Tonya Harding.