ORLANDO, Florida – A group of Bronze sportscar drivers have met in Florida for a two-day working meeting to come up with a new injury they will use in press and news releases when they decide to pull out of, or are forced out of, their race seat for the upcoming season.  “2019 was the season of back injuries, so we need to come up with something more creative for 2020,” said Michael Hobson, bronze driver, “we’re currently looking at achilles tendon issues or something ankle/foot related because anyone can use a walking boot or crutches to make their injury look legit.”

The Lugg Nutt has been told that Plantar Flasciitis has been ruled out but the generic Shoulder Injury is still in play if foot/ankle is not convincing enough.