STUTTGART, Germany – After launching the all-electric Taycan model, many questioned why one of the versions of the sportscar would be a “turbo” when electric vehicles cannot have true turbo mechanisms.  “Well, honestly, it’s because 97% of our customers, and customers of electric cars in general, are idiots and won’t know,” said a Porsche spokesman, “Have you seen the video of that dumb blonde putting petrol in her Tesla?  This is who our target market is.”

The Porsche Taycan Turbo S is available for purchase for southern California housewives for a $241,500.