DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – Since the merger of ALMS and NASCAR’s Grand Am series, the far-left Sportscar Racing Purists Party have been calling for IMSA President Scott Atherton to be impeached. “We knew he was getting kickbacks from NASCRAP and he did not care that he and Dr. Don were ruining our sport!” said one SportsCar Racing Purist Party member, “Why hasn’t he ever shown us the merger contract?? We’ve been going after the impeachment process for years, but finally he has grown tired and given up. The SCRPP has won.”
Scott Atherton was reached for comment by The Lugg Nutt, but did not respond.