BRASELTON, Georgia – Porsche, who is kicking a ton of Corvette Ass in IMSA’s WeatherTech SportsCar Championship GTLM category, threw a large party and spent over $1million making a video to celebrate a stupid paint job the cars will have for one, single race.  “It’s simply incredible,” said Laurens Vanthoor, driver of the #912 Porsche, “We’ve kicked so much Corvette ass, who by the way is winless this season while we’ve won six times, that we have the time to celebrate and spend a ton of money to show off another unoriginal paint scheme.”

Thanks to Coca-Cola for their activation this weekend and thanks to Corvette Racing for giving us more reasons to throw stupid parties,” said Vanthoor’s teammate, Earl Bamber.