WASHINGTON DC – Trying to reduce the amount of tempting Vape flavors targeted towards children, the Federal Government has banned the sale of Banana, Chocolate, Mint, and Michelin Tire Vape flavors.  “It’s an epidemic,” said Alex M. Azar II, Health and Human Services Secretary, “We cannot allow our children to get addicted to nicotine products of any kind, and these flavors are targeted towards children and teenagers.  Starting now, Banana, Chocolate, Mint, Michelin Tire Rubber, Grape, Mango and any special flavors are outlawed.”

Despite the ban, eCigarette company Juul Labs is still looking to release other automotive-inspired flavors like “Hi-Fi High Octane Fuel”, “Ditty Clean Diesel”, and “Tango Transmission Fluid”.