CORVALLIS, Oregon – During last night’s Climate Town Hall, democratic candidates debated which race series were hot, and which race series were cold.  “Of course you gotta love Indycar and especially Formula E,” said Joe Biden, “Formula E is hot because, simply, it’s all electric.  Indycar is going on the right path with hybrid power systems and on an upward trajectory.”

Accelerated global warming can’t help the WEC,” said an exasperated Elizabeth Warren, “That shit is ice cold.”