WASHINGTON, DC – Ajit Pai, head of the FCC, announced that BTCC driver Jack Goff would have his name blurred during CBS Sports Network broadcasts of Britain’s largest touring car series due to sound too smutty.  “This has to be a fake name,” said Pai during his press conferece, “Jack Goff?  Really?  Who else is he racing against?  Mike Rotch?  Hugh Gass?  Iwanna Ryder?  Justin Yermouth? Mia Buttreeks? Moe Lester?  E. Norma Stits? Rod Gozinya? Rusty Kuntz? Seymour Butts???”

Mr. Pai was quickly rushed away from the podium by his assistant as it appeared he would not stop guessing names.