SPEEDWAY, Indiana- Assuring everyone at the conclusion of the Bommarito Automotive Group 500 presented by Axalta and Valvoline on Saturday night, IndyCar social media manager Terry Logan let it be known he is working hard to find new and exciting ways to keep blowing Santino Ferrucci before the season ends. “If it is not obvious, IndyCar loves to simulate fellatio on Santino on all of our platforms. We will all be back at IMS offices Sunday morning to discuss all the fresh ways we can provide Ferrucci content that gives our followers the impression we are on our knees and waiting,” said Logan, who was obviously horny just thinking about the next Instagram post about Ferrucci. “We could spend time mentioning Rosenqvist or Herta, but we are just too hot for Santino and want everyone to know it no matter what he does and no matter how trivial. Mark Miles is currently working with NBC Sports to offer a streaming package that is just Ferrucci’s onboard camera with Paul Tracy having an orgasm in the background.”

At press time, Logan was preparing an Instagram post about Ferrucci but was not sure how many eggplant emojis should be used.