MONTEREY, California – A caravan of white people has emerged on the tiny town of Monterey, California, almost overnight, with plans to stare and stand around shiny, expensive things.  “We’re not exactly sure where they came from, we think the East coast mostly, nor are we sure exactly what this hoard of white people are doing,” said one city official, “but it’s really odd.  They’re all wearing loafers without socks, tan slacks, and a polo with optional sweater.  Then they just stand around pointing at shiny, expensive things while drinking, what I assume is wine, like a bunch of zombies.”

 

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