ELKHART LAKE, Wisconsin – Casual race fan and avid bruh, Chad is excited to get together with his University of Wisconsin-Madison frat bros and party at Road America for the IMSA event this weekend.  “Bruh!” said Chad as he high-fived a bro with a Budweiser in hand, “We love checking out the cars, slammin’ beers, and getting numbers of the WeatherTech Girls, broThis isn’t Road America, it’s BROad America when Alpha Sig’s in town!”

It was later reported to The Lugg Nutt that no Alpha Sig member has ever successfully gotten the number of a WeatherTech girl despite wearing short American flag shorts, a PBR tank top, and 80’s-style neon green sunglasses with American flag headband.