MONTGOMERY, Alabama – Local man Steven Tucks was at the Montgomery Public Library on Thursday evening to borrow Driven on DVD and happened to peer over the shoulder of a patron at the computers after he noticed a bright red sportscar on the monitor. “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!” exclaimed a distraught Tuck, nearly faiting, “You’re telling me Corvette engines are in the back?! The hell? Disgusting! I’m writing Duntov a letter as soon as I get home to see what the hell is going on up there! What’s next, the Toyota Supra doesn’t come with a manual tranny?!”
After Mr. Tuck was asked to leave the library, he quickly took off his shoes, got in his 1987 C4, and squealed the tires leaving the parking lot while flipping off nobody in particular.