LONDON, England – The now former Prime Minister of Great Britain, Theresa May, announced she was stepping down from her role on Friday morning due to the recent failure of McLaren during the qualification rounds to get into the 103rd Indianapolis 500.  “We had a whole campaign planned for ‘The British are coming, the British are coming!’ to promote our entry, and future domination, into Indycar, but I failed,” said a distraut May.  One person in the crowd started a “Theresa MAYbe Not!” chant halfway through her resignation speech.

While a replacement Prime Minister has not been named, Ron Dennis is expected to be the leading candidate to take over and get the once powerful nation, back to its rightful place on the World stage.