INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – The NTT Indycar Series and Red Bull Advanced Technologies have partnered to create a new aeroscreen for the 2020 season to help deflect dumb comments from old men who resist change in “their sport”.  “Racing is full of idiot fans, usually between the age of 51-70, we know this,” said Indycar President Jay Frye, “so we are working with Redbull to create a protective driver screen that will deflect all of the dumb comments these old men say whenever a change happens in the sport.

Sportscars have it right with GTs and closed-top prototypes.  With all they have done with BoP, Driver Ratings, and crushing the LMP1 scene, I applaud the direction they are taking to make sure the opinions of old men are not heard.”