MADISON, Wisconsin – Using a towel to fan away the smoke emanating from his pan of now-burned Kraft Mac & Cheese, area man Marcus Kyle criticized the Williams F1 team for their 2019 lack of competitiveness. “It can’t be that hard to take what they have learned from previous years and build on that experience,” said Kyle, using a metal spatula to get under the part of his lunch that had blackened and stuck to the pan. “The whole process is as basic as can be once you have been doing it long enough, and everyone else seems to be able to at least do the minimum yet that appears to be too much to ask for Williams.”

Kyle had additional thoughts on Renault’s reliability issues but turned his attention to the frozen pizza he had forgotten to take out of the plastic before putting it in the microwave.