TULSA, Oklahoma – Local car enthusiast John Thompson took to Twitter like a fly to poop when it was revealed that the revived Toyota Supra may not include a manual transmission and boy is he hot about it. “How can you not give it a manual? There’s nothing better than slamming through the gears on a curvy, country road!” said Thompson, “Man and machine. Not like these sissy flappy paddles everyone wants today. Not me though, give me that six speed H pattern and I’ll show you how a car should be driven.”
It was later pointed out to Mr. Thompson by “@jk479hotboi” that he currently owns and drives a 2012 Honda Civic LX with an automatic transmission while his wife daily drives a 2016 Chrysler Town and Country.