Veteran sportscar crew man Eddie Tomlinson has jumped into the coaching craze and launched DeadManCoaches.com, a website dedicated to connecting veteran Dead Men coaches with up and coming gentlemen Dead Men.  “It’s an under appreciated market,” said Tomlinson, “Dead men get treated like shit, no TV time, nothing, but they are one of if not the most important crew position. No gas, no go, that’s our motto.”  

Tomlinson’s hope is that these veteran Dead Men coaches can supplement a little income since they typically get paid only in bologna sandwiches and mini cans of pringles while also training up the next generation of bologna sandwich eaters.

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