PARIS, France – The City of Paris’ fire marshal, Pierre Croissaint, has concluded that the massive fire that took down much of the famed cathedral was caused by the finalized 2020 ACO hypercar regulations spontaneously combusting.  While many thought the regulations were still undecided by the ACO and FIA, it turns out the finalized rule set was so stupid, ACO officials tried to hide it in the cathedral.  Due to the mass-stupidity of the regulations, the power of God caused the 7 page document to seemingly spontaneously combust, sparking one of the worst fires in modern history.

Over $1 billion has been sent to fund rebuilding of the cathedral with stipulations that the ACO and FIA never come near the building or draft regulations again.