DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – Trying to stay at the forefront of declining ticket sales, NASCAR and ISC have announced they will be turning 20% of all grandstands into Christmas Tree Farms at all ISC race tracks outside of Daytona International Speedway.  “We get it,” said ISC President Tom Baunders, “Millenials want to stay home and watch events from their couch, on their phone, or laptop.  But they LOVE Christmas.”

“So we’ll replace 20% of grandstands with Christmas tree farms, decorate them to look like fans, for TV, and help generate off-season income, something ISC has struggled with for years.”

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