SONOMA, California – Thinking that gentleman drivers are known for their manners and self awareness, one team owner has come to the conclusion this is not the case. “He’s really sort of awful,” said team owner Luke Ports, upon overhearing a conversation with the awful person he let pay for a ride, “he was yelling at everyone from engineers to the hospitality people. You would think being called a gentleman driver would mean they are chivalrous and dashing but not this f*&%er. He was just mean to everyone for no reason.” Knowing that the person in question might read his remarks, Ports added that he thinks the gentleman driver has lots of potential and a large trust fund.