BATAVIA, Ohio – In a recent report released by someone, their study found that your LeMons, ChumpCar or any other amateur racing team does not need a twitter account, nor does anyone care you are a “weekend warrior”.

The study went into detail about how uncool a $500 1992 Honda Civic actually is and how stupid it is for you to spend any money on your “race car” when you’re up to your eyeballs in school debt.