SAN DIEGO, California – Moto America rider, Marco Pampenelli, had successful surgery over the offseason where he flew to Vietnam to take on the World’s first ever head enlargement surgery.  As you can see from the picture above, Pampenelli had a tiny-ass head, and mixed with the ever-growing size of sunglasses that Motorcycle racers are required to wear, something needed to be done.

So make my head larger, bro.  Bwoh, it’s like, man, these frames are sick, but like, I need a bigger head, so like, bro. Make it bigger,” said Pampenelli to his head enlargement surgeon.

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