BOSTON, Massachusetts – 24 year old Allen Barton was found unresponsive under his computer desk by his Mother on Sunday evening after he did not come down stairs for their traditional Sunday Spaghetti Dinner.  “Allen was always punctual and would be sitting in his chair at the dinner table right at 5:30pm on the dot,” said his Mother Sandy, “But I got worried at 5:37pm when he did not show up, so I went and checked on him and [sobbing] found him under his computer desk.”

While no suspects have been named, police are investigating the NASCAR and Formula 1 paddocks after Barton tweeted over 136 crash screenshots to drivers on Sunday alone.