PARIS, France – Reports claim that a black market of oil derivative products is rampant inside the Formula E community. Sources confirm bottles of Lucas Oil Injector Cleaner are being sold for up to $200 perounce. Team members have been cautioned to report persons offering “A Cold Start” to series officials.
Side effects of “Cold Starting” include anxiety, confusion during Formula E events and a pre-occupation with watching early 90’s Winston Cup races on YouTube.
