SEBRING, FL- A woman who decided to jump a fence to take a selfie with the Sebring Cows apologized to others in her party for thinking it was a good idea. “Everyone knows the Sebring Cows from social media or attending the race, and I thought it would be a nice idea to put myself at risk and climb a barrier meant to keep fans away,” said the woman who asked to not be identified. “It turns out the entire encounter was pretty lame. They had some tired old jokes and asked me to suck their udder which might have been funny in 1977 but has really run its course now.

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