INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – After years of having to bail out Paul Tracy and his many questionable comments, Indycar has put full blame on Canada as a whole, and as punishment, announced the details of the series’ Canadian TV package for the 2019 season.  “Look, we’ve been dealing with PT since before 1993,” said Indycar’s Marketing Director Frank Dammet, “We thought we got rid of him with the split in ’96, but alas, he struck again in 2002 and has been making noise ever since.”

As retribution Indycar has partnered with Sportsnet utilizing their SN Now+ platform to view a majority of series races for a mere monthly price of $200 on top of the $200 monthly fee to pad the pockets of Rogers Communications executives, who as part of their executive compensation package, receive free cable.