SINGAPORE – President Trump and North Korean Chairman Kim Jong Un met for the second time to talk about denascarization of the United States. After hours of negotiations, Trump and Un ended their meeting without coming to a consensus. “We just needed to walk away,” said President Trump, “When the Chairman asked for the United States to denascarize, we just couldn’t do it. Our Nation and our entire cabinet owe NASCAR Nation a big thank you for where we are today, so we just had to walk away. Couldn’t do it.”
When the gathered media asked if the meeting between the United States and North Korea was actually supposed to be about denuclearizing North Korea, President Trump said that would be taken care of in due time, but more pressing needs would get priority.