SOUTHAMPTON, New York – Taking time out from organizing migrant caravans and spreading global warming hoaxes, George Soros has decided to let the world know he is responsible for screwing Corvette Racing when it comes to BoP. “It’s all true,” said Soros, who was kind enough to explain himself in between sending Hillary Clinton emails about Vince Foster. “Fixing BoP to screw over Corvette Racing and their fans is my most diabolical plan yet. It was going to make Benghazi look like a picnic, and the best part was Alex Jones never caught on. If it weren’t for all the passionate Corvette Racing fans on Facebook pointing out this conspiracy, I could have kept it going on forever.”
When asked if he knew anything about Danica Patrick’s single win at Japan in 2008, Soros refused to comment.