VATICAN CITY – In an effort to distract the public from the latest priestly incident, the Vatican declared all Deltawing diecasts be destroyed in an effort to rid the world of sinful prototypes.  “The Deltawing does not fit LMP1 or LMP2, so we declare they must be destroyed!” said the Pope’s spokesman Thom Arrnolson, “Not only do they not fit within a proper classification, but they look quite phallic and our priests, I mean, humans may be tempted, well there’s no need to get into the specifics here.

The Vatican also declared the Deltawing’s creator, Ben Bowlby, be excommunicated despite not knowing if he is Christian or not and also named the Piccolo Daytona Prototype as the official prototype of The Church.