WASHINGTON DC – As the GOP struggles to reach an agreement with the Democrats on funding a border wall, the Department of Homeland Security has contacted former Indy Racing League management on the possibility of using the SAFER Barrier as the US border wall.  “This would allow the illegal immigrants to softly bounce off the wall and land safely back in Mexico,” said a determined Kirstjen Nielsen. “These SAFER Barriers make America safer, and that’s what this whole debate is about, is it not?

President Trump changed his tune slightly on funding the SAFER Barrier Border Wall as he declared the IRL and NASCAR would pay for it.