WASHINGTON DC – With a growing population and concerns over the safety of our boarders, the Federal Goverment is looking at a radical new purge campaign that could start as early as Q2 2019. For those who purchased the 2018 Trans-Am Road Racing Series year-in-review DVD, a surprise explosion is possible when the play button is pushed on their outdated DVD player.
“I mean, come on,” said a smirking Mark Donnelson, head of the Department of Defense, while giving a thumbs up.
