PARIS, France – Admitting that the proposed Hypercar rules are a failure, the ACO has decided to allow shifter karts at Le Mans thereby becoming the top class at the twice-around-the-clock-classic. “After a couple months in America watching middle aged men race shifter karts, we felt Hypercar had no place in the future of our sport,” explained an ACO representative that was clearly tired of this shit. “Shifter karts will not only keep team expenses low but offer an open cockpit that so many fans clamor for.

Newly eligible competitors from Sugar River Raceway were excited by the prospect of now being able to compete against people outside of Beloit, WI.

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