DAYTONA, Florida – Building on the strengths of bringing Monster Energy as the title sponsor and adding The Chase seasons ago, NASCAR management reassured their remaining fans they will continue to be let down for 2019. Once a fun series with a simple set of rules and cars, NASCAR has taken the bold step of just doing stuff that disappoints everyone with no real explanation. Sitting at his computer Glen Patterson stated his case for putting himself through this, “NASCAR has always had a cool batch of everyday cars over the years, and I am going to hang in there and might even make it to a race or two this year but mostly because I hate myself. Is Charlotte a points race, all star race, road course race, playoff race or what?  Can they add Kansas for a few more rounds?

NASCAR admits that finding new and inventive ways to let everyone down is a challenge they will never back down from.