ORLANDO, Florida – Earlier today, top NASCAR brass was on hand at Universal studios Florida to unveil ‘NASCAR: The Ride’.  The state of the art roller coaster is designed to mimic all the thrills of a NASCAR event, with the ride is being heralded for its realistic portrayal of the sport. Prior to riding, park guests spend 30 minutes in the boardroom, negotiating sponsorship proposals, pulling together funding, and sometimes even starting and parking before being allowed to complete the ride.

We feel as though out fans will appreciate and gain a better understanding of all the hard work that drivers do off the track,” said a NASCAR exec that hadn’t been laid off yet. “We have a ride at the Los Angeles location planned where you go through a high profile, very messy, divorce while trying to win a championship.”

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