NAZARETH, Pennsylvania – In a strange turn of events Marco Andretti has decided to fire himself after investing in Andretti Autosport. Without realizing the outcome of his decision to buy into the family business, Marco was faced with the hard truth of being the weakest link in the Andretti stable. “I called myself into my office earlier today so I could have a talk. Myself was really upset and talked about the 2006 Indy 500, but I said that wasn’t good enough when Rossi, RHR, and Veach were outperforming me. There was no choice but to let me go.

Andretti Autosport refused to comment but mostly because they had forgotten about Marco the last couple years.