MOORSEVILLE, North Carolina – Friends and family of Franc Lemure asked authorities for help when the driver went two days without mentioning his cycling adventures on social media. Cycling is one of the best ways for a driver to stay in shape between races as well as humblebrag about their fitness and free time. “Franc would cycle 50 miles and then post while he sat at a cafe then he would do another 50 miles and post again,” said his distraught mother who assumed the worst, “it has been two days without a distance tweet or a photo of the bike brand that lets everyone know he spent more on his bike than most people can on a house. Our only recourse was to ask police for help.” Other members of the family said Lemure had recently bought a BMX bike so there was reason to worry about his mental well being.

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