NEW YORK CITY, NY – The sky lit up like something out of the movie Cloverfield over NYC last night, sending residents and twitter users into a frenzy. “Wowee zowee it looked like Independence day”, Said Times Square resident The Naked Cowboy, “Daggum nearly made my soil my briefs!” After speculation online the true cause of the light show was discovered, not aliens, but Team Joest. A secret night test for its Mazda DPi at New Jersey Motorsports Park, nearly 130 miles from Manhattan, ended in a blaze for the Mazda that was the source of the calamity. Mazda apologized for any disruption, acknowledging that the fire was particular large , even for a Mazda DPi. Joest’s President commended the team for being right on schedule for the upcoming season.

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