SANDUSKY, Ohio – Refusing to be undeterred after the first 500 attempts, Twitter user @glorywholewheatbread responded to a tweet about a driver passing through Sandusky by offering to meet up for some pizza and a cold beer. @glorywholewheatbread explained his reasoning, “This has never worked for me before, but there is a first time for everything, and Zito’s really is the best pizza in town. I see other people suggesting Paul’s Pizza Palace which is fine if you like pepperoni that tastes like salted cardboard. Besides, who doesn’t like a hot slice and a coldish beer?”
Unknown to @glorywholewheatbread, the driver in question had passed through Sandusky three hours ago and never had any intention of wanting to stop to eat or give specifics on how long they would be visiting for.