LONDON, England – Not content with slowly taking over a mass of popular domestic series and running it into the ground, the SRO decided now was the time to also tell kids Santa Claus is not real. “Santa Claus has brought joy to countless children just as World Challenge did to adults so it was time to ruin that too,” said an excited Martin Batel who was clearly enjoying this, “SRO decided to take this bold step after acquiring exclusive rights to Christmas present delivery by flying sleigh.” Batel assured kids they have nothing to worry about, and he plans on working hand in hand with the elves at the North Pole.

One reporter that was present quipped to those around her that with Batel in charge the eight famous reindeer will be down to three within a year.

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