ROSWELL, New Mexico – Back in August IMSA president, Scott Atherton, welcomed VP Racing Fuels as the official fuel supplier to the WeatherTech Sportscar Championship and was adamant that brand activation would be leveraged in VP Racing Fuels gas stations throughout the country. Not everyone believes these claims.
Wearing a suit the same color as the wood paneled walls that surround him, Giorgio Tsoukalos looks to the heavens to unravel some of the earth’s greatest mysteries, but thinks VP Racing Fuels gas stations are imaginary bullshit. “The Great Pyramid of Giza, Machu Picchu, Stonehenge, and anything Kevin James has ever done has been the work of a race of super intelligent extraterrestrial beings that visited us a millennia ago, but the idea that VP Racing Fuels gas stations exist is stuff only imagined by the most deranged minds. The evidence is beyond flimsy, and it would take a real kook to buy into that. No one has seen one. There have been doctored photos and blurry video alleging to be real, but it could be a Kroger for all we know. Until I see some hard evidence, I remain a happy skeptic. Now if you want to talk about who built all those Love’s truck stops in such a short period of time I have some ideas.”