DANVILLE, Virginia – Oak Tree Tavern hosted a ceremony today along with Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope to announce the 2019 Gathering of the Juggalos will take place at scenic VIR. “The Gathering is most famous for throwing poop at Tila Tequila and getting Tom Green to attend for some reason” said track president Bonnie Nybalm, “for one weekend Danville will be able to claim the largest population of pregnant women smoking Swisher Sweets.

One member of the VIR club was skeptical of this new event, “Good on Bonnie for working on new revenue streams, but I’m not sure an event where people compete to see how much windshield wiper fluid they can drink is really the dollar we should be chasing. Maybe we could just try for more public track days instead?