DEARBORN, Michigan – Recently named Ford CEO, Tim Dacket, announced a large shift in the company as their entire lineup of vehicles will run on alternative fuel starting in 2023.  Dacket said, “We’re excited for the new Ford to start in 2023.  We think what Volkswagon Auto Group is doing with electric cars is very smart, but we’re aiming to get even more efficient.  Starting January 1, 2023, all new cars and trucks, will run on the tears of the Rolling Coal crowd,” Dacket continued, “Those douchebags and their lift kits and tiny weiners void our warranties, but not anymore.  We will harvest their tears and power our lineup for years to come.  It’s a great day for the blue oval.

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