INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana – Five time Indycar Champion Scott Dixon inked a huge promotional deal with Jeffrey Allen townes (DJ Jazzy Jeff) of DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince fame.  Motivated by the popular video skits that F1 legend Lewis Hamilton and Will Smith created, Dixon wanted part of the action.  “Lewis and Will were great together in those witty skits.  F1 went out and grabbed a top star to reach millenials, so Indycar swooped in and helped grab his right hand man,”  Dixon continued, “When kids think of hip and cool, I want them to think “Indycar”, so Jeff was the man to get.  And we got him.”

When reached for comment Mr. Townes said, “At this point, I’ll pretty much do anything for a few grand.  I have an IRA to max.”