JOLIET, Illinois – Complaints abounded today at Autobahn Country Club when free corner worker lunches were distributed sans pickles. Multiple corners called in to race control immediately and demanded an explanation. “I volunteer my time to be here for a member track day and a free lunch without a pickle just isn’t acceptable,” remarked a worker from corner 3. A worker from corner 9 reinforced this sentiment,”I am out here risking life and limb watching a car come around the track once every ten minutes. Taking my pickle away really makes me reconsider being here.”
Upon completion of the day’s activities, corner workers attended a free dinner and complained about the free beer only being of the light variety.