RIDGEWAY, VA – Martinsville Speedway upended the racing world by announcing all track operations would cease immediately due to a comment made online about the result of the most recent NASCAR race held at the track. As she fought back tears, track president, Julie Ruggles said, “This day never should have come and is something you can never plan for. I sat down all of our employees this morning, and not a single one disagreed with this decision. We are family, but it was a really sick burn.” Further investigation revealed the source of the sick burn to be a RACER magazine commenter going by ‘austindillweed3’ who wrote, Martinsville? More like Fartinsville. It stinks!”