PARIS, France – KoKo the Monkey, FIA Driver Rankings Director, was found dead in his high rise office this morning by the building cleaning crew.  A cause of death is not known at this time.  “It’s a sad day for all of us at the FIA.  KoKo was very influential with the driver rankings program since its inception”, said FIA spokeswoman Emma Caron.  “He approved Pro drivers being classified as Ams, allowed former factory drivers to be ranked as Bronze, the lowest of categories, and even gave the same driver two different rankings in the same year, by listing them twice.  KoKo was the standard that the FIA looks for in their employees.  He will truly be missed”.

KoKo is preceded by his wife, Bubbles, and their three children, TomTom, BoBo and Chip.

KoKo The Monkey, 2011 – 2018

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